Tenna's TennaTASTIC QNA!
He did anything in his power not to participate in this. Sorry Tenna.
After many weeks, the Tenna-Phone has finally transmitted it's messages back to the Light World.
The process, not helped by the fact that Tenna was completely unwilling to do any of this.
Silly Tenna, making claims like "I am working" or "Please stop contacting me."
Anyways, here's the QNA!
Some questions are paraphrased so they fit here.
Q: Tenna, how are these questions even reaching you? Normally calls don't make it to where you are.
A: What do you MEAN? I have only the fastest CONNECTION here at my TOWER! Never has a call been DELAYED until today!
Q: Hey Tenna! I want you.
A: THANKS! I get that a lot.
Q: Hello Tenna! As a character with a TV head, I'm curious to know more about your experience.
How does it feel to be you?
A: GOOD question! I always LOVE talking about MYSELF!
Well living as ME wasn’t easy at FIRST. But with these wings I worked HARD for life couldn't be EASIER (this answer was sponsored by lightspeedwings inc.
Q: Tenna, how can I get your physique?
A: Well MY FRIEND, thanks to our SPONSOR lightspeedwings inc. ANYONE can get wings like me!
I am OBLIGATED to say that lightspeedwings inc. is NOT RESPONSIBLE for any concerning changes to your body as a side effect.
Q: Tenna, what's your opinion on the mighty and all powerful Berdly?
A: ...WHO?
Q: Hey Tenna. What's your relation to that guy named Corder? I wish to know.
A: Oh, CORDER? Listen buddy... I've met MANY people in MY lifetime! How am I meant to REMEMBER all of them?
...But if you do meet anyone that goes by that name... Let him be okay?
Q: Deltarune Hometown Incidents?
A: DELTARUNE HOMETOWN INCIDENTS?
Q: Tenna, what's your relation to Queen?
A: Oh, QUEEN! That's my LOVELY YOUNGER SISTER of course! It's been a while since I've heard from her. How is she doing?
Q: Tenna, what is the Roaring Knight's true identity?
A: The ROARING KNIGHT? This doesn't ring any bells, No Knight does for that matter. Unless you are referring to MIKE and I's OLD FILM the SHINING KNIGHT. Good old days...
Q: Tenna, do you believe in Santa?
A: SANTA? Of course I believe in SANTA! How could I not when there are so many FILMS about him! It's the most PROFITABLE time of year!
Q: What do you think of the Dreemurr family in general?
A: THE DREEMURS? Ah, THEM. We used to be so close, but ONE DAY I never saw them again, all until RECENTLY! Reunited with one of my BEST BUDS Kris, it was GREAT!
Q: Tenna, are you able to make a grilled cheese?
A: OF COURSE I can. Look at that CHEESE STRETCH! Wait, images DON'T work on this thing?
Q: Tenna do you want this sandwich?
A: Uh, no. I just had that SCRUMPTIOUS grilled cheese, so I am no longer HUNGRY. SORRY.
Q: Tenna, I keep getting spam emails from this "spangton G spangton" guy. Do you know them?
A: SPAMTON G SPAMTON... Ah, an old friend. Always wanted to be a BIG SHOT just like the rest of us. Took the easy route and faced the CONSEQUENCES for it.
Q: Tenna, what's your favorite soda?
A: Well I told MIKE it was BIG SHOT SODA. That's a LIE. I like "Mossy Meringue" soda from a store DOWN THE STREET.
Q: Umm Tenna why don't you umm check your mail...
A: HEY! Can't fool me with THAT one! Last time I did that, MCBLOOM had tried to PRANK me! Never again!
Q: Tenna? What was last weeks incident?
A: LAST WEEK? Oh. Yeah! Nothing HAPPENED LAST WEEK. I'm hanging up on you! Oh. The caller has been gone for weeks.
Q: Tenna, I have a message for you, I have ensured that the people of Hometown Incidents have been pacified, we have them in our mists,
I can wait anytime for you to strike back, and when you do, strike hard,
but you know the man who speaks in hands does not play by your rules,
beware of him, I might be a messenger, but beware, sleep with an eye open tonight, as there will be no warning.
A: WHAT THE ACTUAL ****?
Q: Tenna, are you single?
A: I'm MARRIED to the GRIND.
Q: Tenna, how quickly could you obliterate a child, a lizard, and a goat?
A: Unless something HAPPENED. I would have NO reason to. However, in the EVENT that that DID HAPPEN, I would easily FLY AWAY or ELIMINATE them on my OWN terms.
Q: Tenna, do you know Joe?
A: No, I do NOT know JOE.
Q: Dear Andy Tenna, we've seen that you've been able to separate from the rest of your body. So I want to know if I kill the head what would happen to your body?
A: My NAME is not ANDY TENNA. And I COULDN'T tell you. Hasn't happened as FAR as I can TELL, and I am NOT WILLING to TRY.
Q: Tenna, do you know Jack?
A: NO, but I've heard he has WORK to DO.
Q: Tenna, is there a slice of cheese on your shirt?
A: CHEESE on MY SHIRT? Can't say I REMEMBER there being any...
HEY! That wasn't nice! You'll be hearing from my LAWYERS on this one! MIKE! MIKE COME HERE!
Q: Tenna, what do you think of Asriel?
A: Oh, ASRIEL? It sure has been a LONG TIME since I've seen THAT KID here. Is he returning soon?
Q: Tenna, do you like men?
A: I HAVE no EXPLICIT FEELINGS TOWARDS MEN.
Q: Tenna, What do you know about Dark Fountains?
A: DARK FOUNTAINS? That's a new one. I have quite a few FANCY WATER FOUNTAINS in the CITY PLAZA, but "DARK" is a LONG SHOT.
Q: Do you know why Toriel and Asgore broke up?
A:Well I KNOW they DON'T live TOGETHER, but I wasn't ever SURE why this happened. They didn't get DIVORCED, did they?
Q: Tenna, have you seen a Golden Flower around here?
A: The last GOLDEN FLOWER I've seen is my old pal MCBLOOM. He's wilted since then, has CERTAINLY seen BETTER DAYS. Poor GUY.
Q: dear Tenna
the only love I've ever known
warm like the hot summer
bright, like the sun glow
in all my dreams I wonder
will i ever be your desire
or will You leave me alone to ponder
from the bottom of my heart
with all my soul and power
i wish for us to never, ever, be apart
A: I'm FLATTERED. This GUY is probably REALLY COOL and GOOD or something.
Q: Tenna, Trans Rights?
A: SOUNDS PROFITABLE!
Q: Tenna, how do you plead?
A: I REFUSE to speak without my LAWYER.
Q: Tenna, how did you become famous?
A: I'm just LIKE THAT, MAN.
Q: Tenna Deltarune, tell us what happened on October 7th 1997.
A: You SHOULDN'T KNOW THAT ONE.
Q: Tenna, can i have a little smooch pls?
A: No.
Q: Tenna, do you have a crush on Wing Gaster?
A: Who is WING GASTER?
Q: Tenna, Tenna. how elegant is your kitchenware
A: It's the MOST ELEGANT of ALL KITCHENWARE. It's okay, don't BE JEALOUS.
Q: When are you dropping the album
A: 4-5 BUSINESS DAYS.
Q: Do your wings work?
A: YES. And they're GLORIOUS I tell you.
Q: Do you know anything about the Holiday Family.
A: I know OF them. It has been a WHILE since I have HEARD from them. Much longer than the DREEMURS. I sure hope no INCIDENT occurred.
Q: Do you travel outside of your city? There's a funny guy with glasses that hates you.
A: Not OFTEN. And that doesn't narrow it down very much.
Q: We killed Tenna.
A: I'm RIGHT HERE.